MR CLUELESS

Mr Clueless: It all started sometime ago in a small town called otueke in one of the oil Rich region (Bayelsa State) where despite their richness in oil, wealth nd affluence some of its people still engage in unholy nd unscrupulous dealings as many will attributes such misgivings to the rate of unemployment nd poverty line. Hmm! *No bi small suffering nd Smiling u know*.Anyways, apart from their Richness in oil, Bayelsa is the home of concentrated traditional Gin (Ogogoro as it is fondly called) as it is graciously enjoyed with its usual brand(kolanut) either in a formal or informal way to entertain visitors most especially in kindred gatherings . Though on a lighter note, an average Bayelsian on a normal routine can gulp about 20liters of these local Gin without shaking or rolling of the eyes as it has become part of completing a balance meal. Hmm! *omo' see shayo*.The state Beyelsa which is grossly dense by a major tribe is well known by all nd sundry for their spiking skills and tactics when it comes to swimming nd fishing as an Average Bayelsian will frown at any meal without the enticing charms of stock fish(okporoko as it is widely called), oil nd jelly fish must be smiling at the surface of the meal, fresh nd dried fish shld as well surrounds the extreme of the plates. It was even noticed at some point in time that a true Bayelsian lady could witch hunt a man not only with her beauty but by the charms of her food most especially those meal prepared traditionally, garnished with some local recipe. Hmm! *food wey go sweet, go sweet remains their slogan*Consequently,in the scheme of things arouse a very young lad whose story will soon change from the lowest strata of the society to the highest climax of its career. Hmm*No bi small Zero to hero mara sha* well, just like the popular saying entails 'from story to glory nd from grass to grace', begins the humble sojourn of this young lad to whom later much was given but alas the reverse response will soon hit it's people. *Sighs* Diarisgod4sure*. Subsequently, it happened so fast within the twinkle of an eye as mo hill turns into mountains, lightening immediately developed into ferocious thunder storm, streams into ocean view, stems into full grown trees, smokes became fire which later turn into an INFERNO, then suddenly! it happened as the rise to stardom came knocking just like a thief in the night. Hmm! *shoutout 2y'al fans of faze who luv the lyric#StoryOfMyLife).Coined from it peculiarity among Niger Deltans, the phrase 'Na play, Na play, u dey watch am he dey go oh' became a reality as it soon came to past, this same young lad who might av turn into a grown man in its mid forties soon became the beautiful bride of his kins men when he became the President of the most populous country in Africa Ranked sixth largest producer of Crude Globally. Hmm! *i smell success, No lon tin indeed* Success according to popular demand has many names but failures remains an orphan as this wise African proverb will soon befall a man to whom much has been Given#WatchoutTheStorySofar. How ever,as events unfolds it will interest you to know how Dr Ebele who during his quest to winning the heart of over 160million people claims on how he used to walk 500km to school everyday, how he became shoeless, the mystery behind his statements on how he barely eats three square meal a day which to many the latter in this present day trend is an unnecessary luxury, he also made us believe how he use to carry his polythene bag to school on a daily basis nd many of would nullify such by saying' shey naim be d first, make he come my yard con see people wey no get sack bag at all'. Any ways, an administration that started in grand style nd gave hope to the hopeless, voice to the voiceless, sight to the blind and ears to the deaf all of a sudden came crumbling like a pack of cards in the face of people's expectation nd aspirations as a Nation once known for its Greatness will soon succumb to the Cold hands of Gross Economic famine, Educational backward Ness nd it negative effects to the social nd academic mi lieu of a Nation. Hmm!* Naija4Live*.....‪#‎MrClueless‬ as the script has just begun in unfolding the mysteries behind the scenes of No clue#WatchOut the Remote nd immediate causes of what really bedevil the administration, as Dr Ebele sojourn through the political landscape without the Golden Nuggets of some basic Administrative nd leadership clue#ComingSoon............................this page is open to criticism, suggestions nd objections..........Dickson writes from Coal city..........